PRE-OSCARS EDITION
This post has images! If they do not show up for you, please click through! We've been making our way through the Oscars nominees and I will be honest--my favourite part about having watched a movie now is going and reading all the reviews on Letterboxd. How are people so funny?? If I work really hard on comedy every single day for the rest of my life, I will still only be able to dream of being half as funny as the Saltburn reviews page. If you haven't heard of the James Joyce fart letters I suggest you carve out some time with your family to read them aloud. Perhaps over dinner one night. It's worth it. Anyhow, here are my (non-spoiler) reviews of all the Oscars movies we managed to watch! Note: 3 stars is my "this is a competently made movie but it doesn't have much else going for it" baseline. I can't in good conscience give anything a rating below that if it isn't like.. glaringly bad in some way, so they're pretty much all in the 3-5 star range I also watched Oppenheimer and Nimona a while back but did not leave reviews just star ratings (5 and 3.5, respectively). Got as many in as I could before the party. We were going to try to watch Killers of the Flower Moon and Maestro but guess what. We didn't!Anyway! Sunday! I'm excited. We're having pals over--we don't usually watch too closely, I'm not actually a huge…