BIRCH MURAL

This post has images! If they do not show up for you, please click through! Over the Christmas break I got to do a little birch forest mural in a friend's kitchen. It's taken me ages to post the photos because the lighting and space made it really hard to get a good picture that properly represents it, but I think I've hit the point where I've decided sharing bad phone pictures that look like they were taken on a little digital camera in 2003 is better than sharing nothing at all. ALSO, I am of the opinion that if I am going to lean into--nay, embrace--the vibes of the days before social media, I might as well go whole hog and do just regular blog posts with photos that look like they were taken on a digital camera in 2003. Anyway, shitty photos aside, I'm really happy with the actual mural, and I think they were too! The definition of "trust the process" Anyway, I have some tiktoks/reels with a few bits of the process, but it was actually a really easy technique. I only had a few colours: a honey-tinted off-white for the background, regular white, black, yellow, red, and a very light blue. -Mix a few leaf colours out of the yellow/red/blue, and paint a bunch of swipes on the wall. Be sparing with the red as it will overwhelm quickly. -Make tree trunk shapes out of painters tape all up the wall, fill with light blue,…

Momix (mom comics)

This post has images! If they do not show up for you, please click through! The kiddo started daycare a little while back and I think this is the first week or so since the end of January that I haven't been suffering from one kind of plague or another. The rest of the house still has a lingering cough but I think we're all finally in an okay mood for the first time in like.. two months. A little song we used to sing on our daily walks to the park. Please don't analyze the notation too closely. I have been reading music for 25 years and I still crumple at the sight of a sixteenth note. It's funny, now that she's in daycare, I keep thinking I'll have time to do stuff but it feels like I have more to do and less time than ever to do it!! I won't lie though, I sure feel more alive doing it now. Does that make me a selfish mom? Probably. Oh well. So be it. Women who are Moms First baffle me. They are too powerful. I have realized I am not capable of being Mom™️. I can do Mom Stuff, but being Mom, identifying as Mom is another thing entirely. How do you do it?? I am in awe of you. Maybe it'll come with time, I don't know. Why didn't anybody warn me that being a parent is endlessly hard and exhausting yet fulfilling in a way…

Do not feed the animals, it can do more harm than good

This post has images! If they do not show up for you, please click through! I was walking past Domino's the other day and saw a decal on the dividers between employees and customers and what in the 2009 moustache-on-finger trying-to-be-quirky-and-relatable corporate bullshit is this lmfao I'm fairly certain that's been a thing in every Domino's store for literally years. Anyway. Brb going to the pizza guy zoo. I love to share my art and comics, and I'm extremely blessed to be able to do it full-time as a career, in part due to readers like you! If you would like to support my work, please consider subscribing to my Patreon for as little as $1 a month!If you would like to be notified of new posts, please subscribe below!

PRE-OSCARS EDITION

This post has images! If they do not show up for you, please click through! We've been making our way through the Oscars nominees and I will be honest--my favourite part about having watched a movie now is going and reading all the reviews on Letterboxd. How are people so funny?? If I work really hard on comedy every single day for the rest of my life, I will still only be able to dream of being half as funny as the Saltburn reviews page. If you haven't heard of the James Joyce fart letters I suggest you carve out some time with your family to read them aloud. Perhaps over dinner one night. It's worth it. Anyhow, here are my (non-spoiler) reviews of all the Oscars movies we managed to watch! Note: 3 stars is my "this is a competently made movie but it doesn't have much else going for it" baseline. I can't in good conscience give anything a rating below that if it isn't like.. glaringly bad in some way, so they're pretty much all in the 3-5 star range I also watched Oppenheimer and Nimona a while back but did not leave reviews just star ratings (5 and 3.5, respectively). Got as many in as I could before the party. We were going to try to watch Killers of the Flower Moon and Maestro but guess what. We didn't!Anyway! Sunday! I'm excited. We're having pals over--we don't usually watch too closely, I'm not actually a huge…